Suspected turncoat will now face the White Noise
A man who has for some time been under suspicion of collaborating with the State against War Activists was finally caught red-handed yesterday - here is the breaking story:
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Little did he know his every move was recorded by a GAW (Galway Against War) undercover surveillance team. When he got to the counter, he was overheard asking for his "Anti-War Pension"!
The team quickly relayed news of this treachery to GAW central command, who dispatched a snatch-squad to intercept the villian.
They arrived just as BlackPope thought to make good his escape. His motives were questioned and a wodge of steaming fresh government cash was discovered in his wallet - 'GUILT' written all over it!!
At this stage he was asked to insert his head into the kevlar bag and come along quietly ...