Socialist Youth occupies Dept of Marine, Communications & Natural Resources

by SR - SP Sat Nov 18, 2006 17:53

We did actually raise the occupation at Shell To Sea meetings inviting anyone else involved in the campaign to come along.

by good to see Sun Nov 12, 2006 18:13

There was a rumour going around that the occupation had never actually happened, so it's great the pictures and the banner is wonderful. Perhaps you can join with Labour Youth to do thhe next occupation, or better still, get Shell to Sea to call it, and we'll all go along.

by Paul Murphy - SP/SY Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:04

Sorry about the delay.

If anyone's still reading this...check out that funky banner!

by w. - wsm (pers cap) Sat Nov 04, 2006 17:15

Good work comrades. Stick up some photos?

by the way - Shell to Hell. Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:14

Very much enjoying the input of S.P. Pleasure working with ye and getting to know ye.

Any sign of those pics?

by John Drennan Thu Nov 02, 2006 18:37

The Soaraway Sindo can exclusively reveal that the occupation of the Department of Communications, Marine and Natural Resources on Thursday was the work of a Marxist-Fascist Provo Front-Group known as Socialist Youth.

At all times the young people, some of whom were actually in their 20s, were in communication with the Army Council of the IRA at their headquarters in Crossmaglen. But the Stupendous Sindo can also reveal that Al Qaeda cells, 45 of which are operating in Ireland according to the Significant Sindo's Jim Cusack exclusive security sources , provided logistical support.

Al Qaeda are determined to ensure that the people of the west cannot get their hands on oil or gas, making them dependent on Middle Eastern oil, tricking them into invading countries like Iraq, as Al Qaeda did in 2003.

This link between Al Qaeda and Sinn Féin/IRA exposes yet again how purely evil republicans are. Sources close to the incident reveal that the 'Socialist Youth' activists claimed to be followers of a foreign illegal immigrant known as Leon Trotsky though security sources indicated to the Super Sindo that this may not be the man's real name and that he is in fact linked to a multi-million euro diesel smuggling operation.

Further proof can be seen in the claim by one 'Socialist Youth' activist I M Scum (Name changed by Sindo Sub-editors to protect identity) that he had nothing to do with the Provo Fascists. Denying his links to Sinn Féin/IRA exactly what one would expect of someone trying to hide the connection.

"Ummmm, I'm not in Sinn Féin," he lied. "They're a different party and we have nothing to do with them," he claimed ridiculously. "We disagree with them on a lot of things," he said with bare-faced cheek.

An opinion poll conducted by me from my office in Leinster House, ringing half a dozen people in south Dublin, revealed that an astonishing 100% believed that Socialist Youth should be banned and its leaders murdered in a brutal fashion. 15% believed that noted philanthropist and international sports star Sir Tony O'Reilly should be put in charge of the Corrib field, with 85% saying he should be put in charge of the country.

Regrettably the protest ended before the Gardaí could respond with deadly force and rid the world of the Fascist Marxist Provo Trot Al Qaeda sympathisers.

INSIDE:
Eoghan Harris on Trots, Provos, Muslims and what this chap said to me in a cafe in West Cork
Declan Lynch on why he's glad his daughter is a Trot and not a Provo
A scantily clad woman
Another scantily clad woman
Alan Ruddock on why Irish people are simply bastards