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Smegma for the Needy

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Saturday November 06, 2010 13:36

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Even if listeners to the home service of wireless RTE yesterday were the first to know, by now there's no inside knowledge or shame attached to the FF/Green coalition's latest solution for Ireland's ills.

Yep. We're talking smegma.

Of course none of the commercial press titles or paid journalists or even esteemed opposition deputies or presidential candidates will utter the word................

But free smegma is there for the having.

If you don't - there's some going free courtesy of FF & The Greens.

If you don't - there's some going free courtesy of FF & The Greens.

Alas, Minister Brendan Smith did not properly explain how the Irish underclass might obtain their free smegma.

Oh yes. They keep that kind of thing under wraps.

Well it's simple. All you need to do is present yourself at any office of the state (with or without a friendly bullet proof glass talk space window) & request your smegma.

Remember smegma is (according to wikipedia) a natural byproduct of both male and female genitalia so if you feel like you're waiting on your bit, you could always generate your own. Exactly - motivation is the key.

There really isn't much else anyone could add to a story like this.

Only the Irish would understand

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Comments (4 of 4)

#	Title	Author	Date
1	Uprising Anyone?	Gigs D	Sat Nov 06, 2010 19:09
2	Smile for the camera, go on	me	Sat Nov 06, 2010 20:53
3	life become cheap	sean	Sat Nov 06, 2010 21:08
4	the online cheese puns were funny	RichardCheese	Sun Nov 07, 2010 00:10

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